⚠️ ATTENTION SAILORS!!! ⚠️ OLLE "BOAT" DONELIUS NOW AVAILABLE FOR LEASE ⚠️ LIMITED STOCK: 1 (ONE) UNIT ⚠️ NO CREDIT CHECK ⚠️ NO REFUNDS ⚠️ NO BUYING, LEASING ONLY ⚠️

NOW IN
LISBON!

LEASE
ONLY!!!

⛵ OLLE.BOATS ⚓

Probably Europe's #1 Boat

>>> WELCOME ABOARD OLLE.BOATS <<< BEST VIEWED FROM THE DECK <<< ALL PRICES EXCL. VAT AND DIGNITY <<<

NOT FOR SALE!

AHOY AND WELCOME!!! 👋

Looking for a reliable, seaworthy and fully Swedish mega boat? Look no further!

This fine Donelius classic has been lovingly maintained and is now moored in Lisbon, where he runs smoothly on sunshine and pastéis de nata.

⚓ Floats guaranteed*
⚓ Original nickname "Boat" included
⚓ Speaks Swedish, English and enthusiastic Portuguese

LEASE NOW!!! ➜

*Not tested.

LOOK AT ME.

I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW.

Olle Boat, probably

🐟 IS IT A FISH? 🐟 IS IT A SUBMARINE? 🚢 NO!!! IT'S OLLE BOAT!!! ⛵ 🐟 IS IT A FISH? 🐟 IS IT A SUBMARINE? 🚢 NO!!! IT'S OLLE BOAT!!! ⛵

🔧 TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS 🔧

Model	Olle "Boat" Donelius
Origin	Sweden 🇸🇪
Current harbour	Lisbon 🇵🇹
Condition	Pre-owned, excellently maintained ⭐⭐⭐⭐½
Fuel	Coffee, Super Bock and good vibes
Top speed	Unknown. Nobody has kept up.
Head	Big
Known issues	None the dealer is willing to disclose
Inspected	No, but he looks great

💰 LEASING DEALS 💰

❌ NOT FOR SALE. LEASING ONLY. ❌

DINGHY

1 beerper month

Olle at one (1) happy hour
At least one bad joke
Returned to harbour by 22:00

SAILBOAT

3 beersper month

Everything in Dinghy
Guided tour of Lisbon's best bars
Unlimited opinions

YACHT ⛵

∞ beersfor life

Lifelong friendship
Boat puns around the clock
Guest room in Lisbon (subject to availability)
Free delivery to any bar

Offer valid while stocks last. Stock consists of one (1) Olle. Olle.boats reserves the right not to deliver Olle after 01:00. Leased units must be returned in the same condition, or better. Image for illustration purposes only.